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Celebrities Doing Jobs They Shouldn’t
Being a famous celebrity is the easiest job on the entire planet. But what if famous celebrities couldn’t be celebrities anymore and had to venture out into the world to get normal jobs like you and...
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How to Threaten a Coworker
We live in a bit of a soft-cornered age. An age of helmets and general pussification. Is that a bad thing? Maybe not, we have penicillin and strip clubs and other things that prevent slow, painful...
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3 Not So Depressing Forms of Rejection
As an internet comedy writer, it goes without saying that I’ve dealt with my share of rejection. Here’s where a lesser man would toss in a joke about being rejected by women but I won’t do that for...
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25 Pictures of Women Doing Manly Things
Hey man, it’s the 21st century! The days of women spending their time barefoot in the kitchen are virtually over, save for a select few holdouts who had way too many kids way too young to ever dream...
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5 Legitimate Reasons to View Porn at Work
The National Science Foundation is in the news again. Normally, Holy Taco’s not big on the whole “science” thing, but luckily for us, this particular story focuses more on Internet pornography than it...
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The 6 Best Jobs for an Albino
We spend a lot of time over here making fun of mongloids, Justin Bieber, Amy Winehouse, hobos, the Tea Party, idiots, midgets, Japan, the sexually retarded, foreigners and the poor (filthy beggars)...
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Classic Taco: The 8 Worst Bosses to Work For
Between having to show up at work and having to actually do work, no one likes having a job. But it doesn’t get any worse than working for one of these eight annoying bosses. 8. THE BEST FRIEND BOSS...
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20 Reasons I Will Be Calling In Sick On Tuesday (None Of Which Are Mass...
I’m going to be calling in sick on Tuesday. The reason for this will be specific and believable, but I can assure you, the reader, and everyone at Break Media, that my reason is legitimate and will...
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Man Saws Off Own Foot To Get Out of Work
There’s a strange phenomenon out there in the world involving people that desperately want a day off from work. I’ve written about it before. It’s that strange, somewhat illogical mentality found in...
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25 Things to do on Spring Break when you don’t get Spring Break
Spring Break is the domain of children and young adults whose chief responsibilities include beer and tits. Man, that’s awesome. But this will only work for a few years after which time you’re going...
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25 Thoughts You Have After a Long Weekend
Isn’t getting away awesome? No matter what you did this weekend, barring a life-altering mishap, disease or animal attack, you probably enjoyed it more than being in the office. It’s good to get...
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